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My friend came 2 pick me up and we were gonna go shopping.  That changed.  Her babysitter bailed on her at the last minute so I was stuck.

Then I called a friend of mine and he was gonna go with me.  But his on again off again girlfriend (my cousin) freaked on him and started being all rude and snotty and over the line.  So I doubt that we are gonna be able 2.  I dont know whats wrong with her lately, but shes been a real mean person the last week or so to me, and Im 2 the point where Im very upset with her.

So anywayz--lets see if Im able 2 go now.

Till tomorrow.....

 

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Im tired.

Very tired.

Extremely sleepy.

My senses are on overload and Im going 2 go 2 be
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4 those of U who are already on the list, please disregard it.  U are my Diamonds And Pearls.....This is 4 those people who think they are a fan but are really just posing as papparazzi:(  4 those I have nothing 2 say, nothing 2 share, and nothing 2 gain by their presence.... but 4 those of U who are my dear friends, Nothing Compares 2 U.....

4 the rest of U--this journal is

Thank U 2 my good friend [info]teechers_pet 4 making such a wonderful banner.  It is greatly appreciated.  U are soooooooo talented:)

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Word Of The Day--

Crap:)

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Yes I know that this is a short post and I havent posted anything in awhile.  But Ive been busy WORKING ya fat lazy fucker.  (That comment is not directed at everyone.  You know who you are).

I was gonna go to the coffeeshop over the weekend, but decided against it.  I got out of the car, chatted with some friends, and felt that I needed to go home.  Turns out I was right--

If that stupid fat lazy stinky bastard thinks I am stalking him I have news for him.  You show me which dayz I have time to stalk you while Im working (funny I dont remember being in two different parts of town at the exact same time, but stranger things have happened) and I will feed you another cookie.  You stupid piece of cocksucking lazy no good for nothing non shower taking dont know how to wash your clothes much less change them non ass wiping drooling lard ass.....

GOD I FEEL GOOD:)

There-----now dont we feel better having gotten this off our chests?  I know our relationship will be much healthier because of it.  Dont you think......

(insert suttle sarcasm here)

Oh--and one more thing while I think about it.  Keep it up and your gonna have to face me sooner or later.  No Travis--for once Im not talking about you.  (I know youd like that, but I could care less what you like)  Im actually referring to someone else.  As I was saying--you'll have to face me sooner or later, and when you do, I will introduce you to my friends Jenny Craig and Richard Simmons.  And it wont cost you a dime....... And for the record aint nothin like a pissed off faggit.  Dont think I wont step outta the heels and kick your ass while Im doin my nails *That deserves 2 snaps and a circle!*

*grinz*

By the way--[info]sk8tergirl69 remember when you said to let you know who is acting like an ass and getting my business?  I'll call you.  Think we have some serious ass kicking 2 do.....love......

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I went out for a cup of coffee with a friend of mine, and we went to see the movie *40 Year Old Virgin*.  I laughed so hard I almost peed my pantz.  If you havent seen it yet, you have to.  It is fucking hilarious....

Wanted to update for a brief minute before the weekend.  My friend Tom is gonna come spend the night with me.  Cant wait--havent seen him in like forever.....miss him tons.

Have a good night and see ya in the AM.....

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DJ Spinning: Dateline on MSNBC (Hurricane coverage)

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A few things to get out there.....

  • If you can help in any way, shape, or form, please do so.  Hurricane Katrina was devestating not only to the people of the south, but like all other natural disasters, it will eventually reach us right here in Michigan.  One helpful place to go is http://www.RedCross.org and no matter how small the amount, any is more then nothing.
  • If you are able to, maybe help in other ways besides financial.  A care package with stuff can be sent to the Houston Astrodome, Google the mailing address if necessary.  Anything is appreciated..... especially stuff for the little victims...i.e. diapers, powder, lotion, wipes, etc.  It doesnt seem like much to be without Baby Wipes but when you have none, and ladies you know what Im talkin about, it can mean the world.

Tonight or today, when you get home, hug your pets, children, spouse, significant other, family and or friends and be thankful for what you have.  As you can see from the newscasts and the internet you are lucky.  When you walk thru the door of your house/apartment/dorm room stop and look around and be thankful you have a roof over your head.  As you can see from the newscasts that its something many people dont have at the moment.

Thank you.....

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For those of us getting on in and weight, I thought I would let you, my friends, in on a little secret I've found for building my arm and
shoulder muscles.  You might wish to adopt this regimen - 3 days a week works well.

I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can.  After a few weeks I moved up to 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute!!

Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level!  You dont wanna strain anything important:)

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DJ Spinning: Justin Timberlake *Cry Me A River*

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong

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What a great night last night. For that matter--what a nice day.

Thanks to [info]sk8tergirl69 I was able to run to Three Rivers to pick up a prescription. Yay!

Went to the cafe and hung out with Sarah, Carl, & Cyndi. Played Ueker and stomped them. Way 2 go Sarah! Have 2 play again!

Saw Andi and we sooooooo have HAVE have 2 go clubbing!

Hung out with some friends last night. Just relaxed and enjoyed the evening. Didnt get to bed till almost 3 this morning. Yuck! But it was nice. A nice ending to a decent day.

Overall--I had a great day. Today is another story. Not sure what adventure lies ahead. But Im taking it one step at a time which is all I can do....right?

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DJ Spinning: *Cry Me A River* Justin Timberlake

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Who thinks of your butt?
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Sex
Butt Size
Butt Shape
Wants to touch your butt jahnus
Stares at your butt as if hypnotised maricellidee
Has sketchbooks filled with sketches of your butt drfrain
Wants to do you in the butt aj_33
Stays awake all night wondering if you have a tattoo on your but rainbow_boi_69
HAS touched your butt! bryans_mom
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DJ Spinning: *Get Ur Freak On * Missy Elliott/Nelly Furtado

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which of your LJ friends would come to see you perform at a strip club?
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slips you a 20 pjharveyrox
receives a lapdance from you pjharveyrox
gets extra favors after the show budda_x
buys you a drink hispaniclouie
gets kicked out by the bouncer for licking the pole mrmonadahl
doesn't tip you at all,that fucker delta772er
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Your LJ Soap Opera
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Your spouse: mrmonadahl
They'll have an affair with: jadedcopper
You'll have a retaliatory affair with: morbidgirl47
Your rival: teechers_pet
Who will try to kill you? ge0metric
Chance you'll survive till the end: - 79%
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DJ Spinning: Geneses *Invisible Touch*

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Borrowed from [info]teechers_pet 

Do this thing where you write statements anonymous to people on your friends list and then pick 5 people to do this, as well. (Some of these may be directed at people who don't use their livejournals anymore.) Here goes:

If the examples of your candor and maturity level are to be achieved, let me be one of the ones who learn from it.

Karma is a valuable tool.  What you have done--and are doing--will come back to haunt you one day.  Sad.

I love you more than you will ever know.

You are sassy, wicked--and hilarious.  I wish I could be as straightforward as you.

With your low key personality and thoughtful wit you might be described as a cerebral Johnny Carson or a folksy Dennis Miller.

Your amiable presence and endless energy lightens my heart--when it not making my stomach hurt from laughing.

You are so lucky.  You have one of the brightest personalities that I know of, and it shines thru no matter what or who is around.

I hope that you can move past your fears and anxiety and no that you are a beautiful person.  And remember that you are special and that you are loved.

Metaphorically speaking--you always carry a knife.  It may only be a dinner knife, but its edge is never dull.  Too bad:(

 

 

 

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Today was a very long freakin day.  I will write more later.

Its hot, Im tired and have an appt to get to in a bit.

Might see ya round soon....

 

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DJ Spinning: Chaka Khan *I Feel For U*

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What is it about that cat?
That got dogs across the map digging in the dirt and developing traps.
Just to catch that cat and test it to see if thats where its at.
If thats where that dog needs to be at?
Think about it!

What is it about that cat?
That got dogs pulling back that fur just to make cats purr!
MEOW!
Stray cats got some dogs somewhere sleeping in the doghouse
with drool in his mouth.
Think about it!

The treasure is in pleasure island!

Cats come in different sizes and colors.
Dog day afternoons make you think twice
Light and dark, big or small
I prefer dark cats.
Come on now dogs have the bark paws down but
cats however have the arch.
The march,
the stride,
the glide,
the sly sleekness
uniqeness
meekness
the strongest dogs weakness
is the cat

Dam! Can a dog bury his bone?

What is it about that cat?
That has dogs rushing to get home,
and between you and me its not because of the pedigree.
When a new cat steps through the street with ease all dogs pause
just to see check out the inventory,
bark and claim their territory.
But thats a whole nother' story.
We talking about cats hell they'll make you lose track of time!
While their enjoying their catnap some dogs can't sleep because
he got that cat on his mind.

The treasure is in pleasure island!

Watch cats because they slick
Moving in slow-motion but they think quick
Time ticks and their rolling all over your couch
Investigating and laying out the blueprints to your house
Friends, neighbors, lovers, new spouse,
That dogs thinking how did this come about?

All those cats that follow command to the wise and humble saying,
"Here pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy," they know what you're talking about.
Kittens are sitten in the kitchen listening and sipping on milk near the icebox. Be careful what you ask for because doggystyle has gotten many dogs neutered. And some cats love to explore open frontier.

Whoa! There it goes a cat just coughed up a furr ball!

Cats will get all up under you like a toilet seat and a fat ass.
Don't make them mad because some cats will scratch the shit out of your ass! I love how some cats act bad and crawl all in the bed with you.
Slightly roaming through the covers, sneaky little lovers.
Although dogs are not into half baked fish,
if it's washed and prepped right, moist, and delightful some dogs may join you for a dish.
Think about it!

The treasure is in pleasure island!  

What is it about that cat?
Dogs can shake fleas but can't seem to shake these C-A-Tease.
And somewhere out there a dog is chasing a cat
like a disk jockey perfecting a scratch
looking to release joy out this needful thing to move on and further
procreate future offspring.

Whew! That Cat is bad!

Dogs are singing about cat on the radio.
Gimme that, Gimme This!
All I need is a lil' bit,
Shit! If all you are going to give me is a little bit
than evidently I don't need it at all.
Some dogs even got the gall to say
"I'm a have to strong arm that cat."
Reality check if you take that cat,
you're going to be locked up with all of the other dogs in the kettle.
Then those dogs are going to be biting it, licking it and chewing it.
After those dogs get finished you won't want the cat.

Frankly I'm afraid of cats whose milkshake bring all the dogs to the yard. Because if that saying rings true then you're putting a lot of dogs lives in jeopardy. Can you say raybees? Non-curable diseases and death.

Whoa! There it goes another cat just coughed up a furr ball!

What is it about that cat?
That is more addictive than any drug ever designed by mankind
It has destroyed empires, started mass forest fires
that a thousand dogs pissing on a fire hydrant can't put out
Got more clout than Russell Simmons and more hustle than Don King
and a single word has never cum out of its mouth
With the spread of its legs it can either make peace or divide a house
Enough of this small talk it's getting late let me go see what this cat is talking about.

And that my friend is how a dog gets in trouble! RUFF!

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How many times have U read the *Dear Abby* column and just wanted 2 shake some sense into those women? U would think that putting some something stupid like that down on paper, and then reading it back to yourself, would be enough to make u realize the obvious answer--drop kick him.

I was listening to the radio the other day when one of the dj´s put out a call for women to phone in with their *waiting to exhale* stories. Some of the stories were incredible. One woman had dated this guy for 16 years before he finally proposed. She told him she needed more time to think about it. Talk about thinking things thru! Then it seemed there was story after story where women thought everything was going peachy keen in their respective relationships, and then all of a sudden, the grim reaper of love stole the guys heart away like a purse snatcher. This other girl was talking about how she had been with her man for 11 years. She was there for her man, helped pay his way thru medical school, only for him to leave her for another woman. When the dj asked what happened in the relationship, she said, "I honestly dont know. I dont know what more I could have done. I have a beautiful body, So I dont know why he was trippin..." HELLO!!!! Was she kidding? I didnt hear her say anything about the two of them having a friendship or being able to communicate, etc. She apparently thought her good looks and great body were the only prerequisites for a lasting relationship. I thought to myself....working 3rd shift U have lots of time to think....she should have used that money she spent to put him thru school to buy herself a clue. I agree, we should support or men emotionally, and maybe financially to an extent. But support aint never guaranteed a damn thing. Even a pair of support hose doesnt hang in there for the long run.

Thanks to the advent of tasteless talk shows, stupid people everywhere can be not only heard but seen. Now dont get me wrong, I think sometimes talk shows are a good thing. They can be entertaining and informative. Most of the things Ive learned in life I learned from watching talk shows. Seriously, like that compulsive behavior disorter. I never knew anythinkg like that existed until I saw it on a talk show. Can you believe something like that exists. I cant believe something like that exists. It is absolutely amazing that something like that exists. Who would have thought in a million years something so freaky would exist?

Now what was I saying?

Oh yeah, I was watching Ricki Lake the other day when she announced, "Today were going to be talking to sistahs who suspect their men aint being straight up." (Ricki kills me when shes trying to be down!) The sad part was alot of them were grown people. And its cold how they do it. They call U up and tell U they would like U to be a guest on their show. The topic--Oh, couples who have passed the 6 month mark. Or something equally stupid. Once U get there, they put u in a soundproof room. In the meantime, ur best friend, who is about 6 months pregnant, she told U she was just bloated, and ur boyfriend are on stage talkin about how theyre screqing around....but U are clueless. And ur just smiling cuz u cant hear and ur happy to be on tv. FUrthermore, u think ur man is gonna propose to U with ten million people watching. Then ur escorted on the stage and ur wondering why ur best friend is huggin on ur man. And then of course u have to spread ur dirty laundry to prove to the world that he is ur man and he loved u and only u.
And the whole time the man is always sitting up there lookin like he has gas and never has anything to say but maybe *Right. Right.* or *Naw naw see it wasnt even like that I swear*. And of course the segment ends with Ricki asking what the girl is gonna do and she almost always says something like *He knows where his bread is buttered. He will be back.* Idiot!

When I can bear to think about it, I am amazed at how stupid I have been in my relationships. Looking back, I realize it was pretty presumptious of me to tell the last 3 guys I dated that they were my soul mates. Or those couple of times I handed over my brain and let him navigate the relationship...*Whatever you think honey*...

Whats the stupidest thing Ive ever done for a man? Besides of course, the time I believed Brad when I caught him suckin on a girls titties ata pool party and he told me he was teaching her the breast stroke. (Thats what I get for going out with a straight guy) Lets just say that Dumbo wasnt just an elephant. I have been very trusting in relationships. Ok...naive. Ok... just plain gullible. I confess Ive mande some mistakes along the way which earned me many many stupid points. But I have learned. Admit it... we have all done some dumb things to get or keep a man. U told him ur pregnant knowing good and well that that ur river just flowed the night before. Or u quit a good job just to follow him and he didnt know where the hell he was going to begin with. Doing one dumb thing or so and being repeatedly stupid are two totally different things. Men like me who sport a big S across my chest tend to keep picking the same type of guys over and over and think Im just having seven years of bad luck cuz I broke a mirror....

Needless to say--Im broadening my horizons.

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Did some cleaning and some rearranging..... ahh.....breathing is good.

Changed some things around yet again in the journey known as LiveJournal.  Soon will do the same with MySpace, but for now it can remain the same.  I have an appointment to go to shortly so that can wait.  In the meantime, yes breathing is good.  I actually feel very calm right now.  Have enjoyed my morning catching up with some friends, whom I havent been in contact with for awhile, so that was good.  Made some new friends recently which is really cool.  Lost a couple of friends along the way.  Oh well--life goes on.  I guess in the long run as long run they were never in the stands to begin with.  Know what I mean?

Ok-Im off to my appointment.  Will update more later.....

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Oh Ive managed to top myself once again:)

I went 4 a walk with a buddy of mine, and we somehow ended up in the meat market.  Now I havent been there in like forever so I was walking around looking at all the different shelves and whatnots on them.  As I was waiting I noticed one of my favorite things.  A whole shit load of candy and nuts!!!!  As we were looking at the display case, the guy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.  {This is the part where I should have just ignored him, or feigned like I didnt speak english or something} cuz I replied, "No, Im just looking at your nuts deciding which one I want the most.  Im starving and they smell soooooo good and I would just kill for some of those......is there anyway I can have a small sample of a couple of em....?"  Of course, my buddy is fallin on the floor laughing instead of doing his friend duty and attempting me to shut the hell up.  The guy behind the counter, who btw was hot! turned every shade of red known to man.....and promptly walked away.  Urgh!

On a lighter note:  Its amazing how a shave and a little change in appearance can brighten ur day and make people sit up and take notice of something.....thanks Becca!

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DJ Spinning: *I Feel 4 U* Chaka Kahn

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